Quotations: Birthday 40 Plus
So you see, old age is really not so bad. May you come to know the condition!- Cicero, "On Old Age"
The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.- Lucille Ball, American comedian
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.- Phyllis Diller, American comedian
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.- Bob Hope, American comedian
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.- Bob Hope, American comedian
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.- FTD customer
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.- Unknown
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.- Ogden Nash
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.- Herbert Asquith
Greatness is the dream of youth realized in old age.- Alfred Victor Vigny, French man of letters
Middle age is when wherever you go on holiday you pack a sweater.- Denia Norden, British humorist
Old age is no place for sissies.- Bette Davis, film actress
Just say, "I'm not 40, I'm 18 with 22 years experience."- Unknown
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.- Charles Schultz
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.- Pope John XXIII
Old age is always 15 years older than I am.- Bernard Baruch, American financier
Growing old is something you do if you're lucky.- Groucho Marx, American comedian
Anyone can get old, all you have to do is live long enough.- Groucho Marx, American comedian